Category: Sex & Relationships


When Your Heart Gets Broken (By A Small Penis) – Samantha Jones Reacts

I have nothing against small penises (penii?). Many small penises have brought me much joy. In fact, I just love penises. All of them. Big ones, small ones,…

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Trip Advisor, But For Boyfriends & Girlfriends

The other night I received one of those Facebook  “someone you don’t know is trying to send you a message, do you want to accept it?” alerts. My…

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Romance: It’s Not All Flowers And Teddy Bears

A friend once commented to me that he couldn’t work out if my boyfriend and I were ‘the best couple I know, or the absolute worst.’ Fair enough….


Single For Valentine’s? Feel Fabulous For Refusing To Settle!

Facing another Valentine’s Day as a singleton? Inner weeping and wailing already started? OK, so you haven’t yet met The One, but you’re also choosing not to settle…

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Amy: Show This Film To Your Kids

Asif Kapadia’s Amy is a beautiful film.  The problem with Amy Winehouse’s music being so powerful, raw and intoxicating is that it almost romanticises the horror of addiction….

Sex and Music…One and the Same, Right?

In the beginning, you simply can’t get enough. At every opportunity, in every spare second, you’re sneaking a crafty moment alone together, unable to believe that anyone else…


All The Right Junk In All The Right Places?

As a precursor, let me explain: I love boobs. Big ones, small ones, firm ones, saggy ones, old ones, young ones, real ones, fake ones, different coloured ones, all…


Eva: Getting Women Off, Or Letting Men Off?

Two New Yorkers have designed a new sex toy. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that at all. In fact, as a single woman in want of…


Carry On…It’s Just Banter

Carry On films are a British tradition: just silly, harmless postcard humour. As British as eating fish and chips in a stripy deckchair on a freezing beach whilst wearing…


Why Kate Moss Will Always Be The Better Model

I have never met Kate Moss. But I like to imagine that we’d get on like a house on fire and become BFFs as she seems to hold…