It’s that time again! Dust off your best sequinned jumpsuit, crack out the glitter and most importantly, make sure you have a drink at hand at all times (but obviously, drink responsibly!). We’re going to bring you the best, the baddest, and of course, the oddest sights and sounds from the Eurovision Song Contest 2016. Strap in, ladies and gents.

23.51

Well everyone, cheers for having me, I’ve had a blast. I think I’m going to have a lie down now. Congrats Ukraine!

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23.49

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‘I’m surprised Gryffindor didn’t win Eurovision’ – boyfriend, who is surprisingly still awake.

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23.44

You’ve just won the biggest international music competition and you’re really emotional, now get up there and sing again. HOP TO IT.

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23.41

Meanwhile, in the Ukraine: ‘Oh crap, we have to pay for this next year!’

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23.38

Current mood in the room:

Ukraine: *incoherent screaming*

Australia: ‘YOU WHAT MATE’

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23.35

If Russia win I’m going to properly kick off.

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23.32

GET ON WITH IT

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23.28

JUST GIVE US THE SCORES STOP PLAYING WITH US

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23.26

I’m delighted for Australia, but why no love for Germany? I am deeply disappointed in you, Europe.

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23.23

Australia are basically laying waste to the entire competition. ‘ALRIGHT? WE’RE NOT FROM EUROPE BUT WE’RE GOING TO BLOODY WIN ANYWAY!’

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23.22

Oh, it’s the lass with the headphones from last year. Stop singing, I want to hear the points!

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23.19

Oh look, a Christmas tree’s on telly.

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23.18

Who’s popping bubble wrap in the background?

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23.17

Is there a rule in the drinking game for Abba references?

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23.16

I found all the sequins, the judges are wearing them.

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23.14

‘Who is he?’ ‘He’s the guy behind the laptop on Pointless.’

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23.13

Belgium almost belted someone in the face with her flag!

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23.09

‘Bow tie alert’ *sounds the klaxon*

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23.05

GO AUSTRALIA, GO, YOU WONDERFUL SPARKLY BASTARDS.

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23.03

Noooo, buffering, my worst enemy!

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

23.02

I really want Australia to win, just to mess with everybody. Australia wants it. Australia MEANS it.

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23.01

We’re not in Paris unless we can see the Eiffel Tower. That is facts.

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22.58

Malta just confirmed to have no musical taste, they gave us 12 points…

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22.58

DON’T CARE LOVE, WHAT ARE THE POINTS?!

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22.56

Why does Germany have no points? This is an utter outrage.

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22.55

The UK actually has points! Tomorrow will be declared a national holiday.

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.54

Azerbaijan looked like they were going to hurt us! I’m scared. *Hides behind pillow*.

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22.53

I see Iceland has brought an albino ewok with them.

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22.52

I feel like this new voting system is going to save a lot of time and faffing. I’m ok with that.

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.51

Wonder what the Buzzfeed articles are going to look like tomorrow. ’18 Reasons Why Australia Sat On That Box.’ ‘The Hottest Boys Of Eurovision 2016.’

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22.49

I’m worried what this blog’s going to look like in a week’s time. Will it make any sense at all?!

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.48

Has last year’s act not brought his fancy screen with him? That was him, wasn’t it?

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.46

This is the only legitimate use for those stupid hoverboards.

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.44

Are you voting? Vote now, chop chop!

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.41

‘Petra’s obsessed with attention’. Love, you were the one parading around with your shirt open.

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.40

This is glorious. THIS is why we watch Eurovision! More please!

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.40

Is this woman real? I mean, I know she’s real, but is this an act? Eurovision has become self aware and I’m not sure what’s happening anymore. *necks more beer*

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.37

I’m sure I’ve only had one (quite large) beer. Am I actually seeing this?

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.35

CAN I VOTE FOR LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE PLEASE?

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22.35

Everyone loves songs about peas, especially Bird’s Eye.

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.34

Where were all this lot during the actual competition?!

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22.33

GRAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON EUROVISION?

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22.32

Sorry guys, I needed a sandwich. Did I miss anything?

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.19

Oh look, America’s waded in because they need attention. THIS IS OUR THING, JUSTIN.

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22.15

Let’s be honest here, this is probably the wee break. Go wee.

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22.13

So, THIS is why the Americans are watching tonight.

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22.12

Look guys, it’s a real pop star!

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22.11

‘You could call friends abroad and get them to vote for us.’ Oh Graham, you are so sly.

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Siobhan Harper is a freelance writer living in Birmingham UK. She strongly believes in figuring things out as you go along, but only because she's pathalogically disorganised. You can follow her adventures in writing at http://wingingitsiobhanharper.blogspot.co.uk/, or her thoughts on early mornings and dogs on Twitter at @Beatrix_Plotter.

22.08

Let’s be honest here, getting to compete in the Eurovision is one of the most compelling reasons why we should stay in Europe. Remember that when you go vote!

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22.02

If I were to vote, I’d probably go with Germany, Australia, or Cyprus. The rest were decidedly meh, I’m afraid.

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22.01

‘Sorry, I’ve just got to talk over this.’ It’s alright Graham, no one’s bothered what they’re saying anyway.

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22.00

I’m adding Petra’s bright green outfit change into the Official Sequined Costume Count. It’s 12. Where were all the sequins?!

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21.58

Sequins and fire? FINALLY, yes! (Official Sequined Costume Count is at 11, btw).

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21.55

Boyfriend has just pointed out that they don’t even have sequins! Letting the side down, lads.

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21.54

WHY DO WE KEEP ENTERING BLOODY DULL ACTS?!

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21.53

Did he just start signing the Heartbeat theme tune?!

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21.53

Can’t be worse than last year, our act looked like they wanted to go for a cheeky Nandos.

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21.52

Ti,me for the UK. Brace yourselves.

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21.51

Sure I’ve worn her frock as a bridesmaid’s dress before, too.

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21.50

Hey look, it’s Austria’s answer to Taylor Swift. She’s whimsical AF.

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21.48

HOLY CRAP LASERS ALL UP IN HERE YO

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21.46

Knockoff Pete Docherty, is that you?

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21.45

By the way, the Official Sequined Costume Count is at 10 now. Double figures! *necks the rest of my beer*

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21.41

I see Holly from Red Dwarf had an upgrade.

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21.41

Graham, it doesn’t matter how pregnant she is! Calm down love.

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21.40

Oh crap, she’s got sequins on her trousers! Official Sequined Costume Count is at 9!

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21.37

Ukraine: It’s the lost Stark sister!!

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21.36

Petra, take your sequins everywhere. Spread joy to the world in the form of sparkles!

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21.35

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21.33

I’M NOT SURE I’M OK WITH THAT STRAITJACKET GAG.

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21.32

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21.29

Did Spain just pull a Meghan Trainor?

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21.29

Sequins? SEQUINS! Official Sequined Costume Count is at 8, people! Honestly thought it would be higher…

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21.27

And now for wall climbing tips with Graham Norton.

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21.25

I’d be more impressed if Russia ACTUALLY sprouted wings. Come on, I’ve been to Disney World, I know that noise is possible.

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21.24

‘Russia’s entry is called Sergy? Like the meerkat?!’ Boyfriend on fire tonight.

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21.22

Croatia love, your hairdresser cut your fringe wonky. Can’t someone backstage cut it straight for you?

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21.21

Croatia: Enya crossed with every anime ever.

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21.15

‘Does the face look familiar? Has he been looking through your windows at night? Is he in your wardrobe, right now? DON’T LOOK NOW.’

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21.11

I think they were studs, not sequins. We’re safe, everyone.

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21.09

Does the guitarist have sequins on his jacket? I MUST KNOW FOR THE OFFICIAL SEQUINED COSTUME COUNT!

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21.09

Can someone call the police please? The lead singer for Cyprus has caged up the rest of his band.

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21.07

Boyfriend has made an important contribution:

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21.05

Do you think she asked for the box because she couldn’t walk in her heels?

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21.04

Official Sequined Costume Count: 7. With bonus sci fi collar thing. I’m down.

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21.03

It’s time for Australia! Let’s not question why they’re here. Let’s just enjoy it.

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21.02

I wasn’t paying attention, who are any of you?

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21.00

Poland is the lookalike gift that keeps on giving. Freddie Mercury? Weird Al Yankovic? Justin from the Darkness? WHO IS HE?

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20.59

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20.57

Hey, it’s the fifth member of St. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club.

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20.56

Everyone fancies the French entry? I’m sure he’s lovely, but nah. Not enough glitter. Sort it out, France.

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20.54

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20.52

‘Is she singing that she needs to put the pizza back together?!’ Thanks, boyfriend.

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20.51

Official Sequined Costume Count: 6. Also, THANK YOU, Germany! Someone’s finally bringing the bonkers!

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20.50

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20.45

Hey, it’s that Platt kid off Coronation Street.

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20.44

Raise your glass to Terry, everyone. What an utter legend.

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20.43

Might convince my mates to wear those light up shoulder pads. It’d be easier to find them in a crowded nightclub.

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20.41

Alright, I’m going to say it: Did Bulgaria not get the memo about capes?

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20.40

By the way guys, when song 9 comes on (Sweden’s entry), we’re going to have a country wide toast to Terry Wogan. Freshen your drink!

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20.38

‘HELP, WE’RE STUCK IN THIS HULA HOOP!’

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20.37

Hovi Star is wearing sequined gloves, Official Sequined Costume Count is at 5.

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20.36

‘Yeah yeah, I’m on stage, but I must check on my potatoes.’

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20.34

By the way, Official Sequined Costume Count is at 4. Thought you’d want to know.

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20.34

Soon, we won’t even have sets, we’ll just have one dude sat at a computer putting effects onto the video.

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20.29

‘In a world where the poems sound fake’ – Hungary, did you find 14 year old me’s diaries?

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20.28

Graham is on Bitch Force Five already. DRINK!

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20.28

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20.27

All the entries so far are forcibly reminding me of the pop music I listened to as a teen in the early ’00’s. Guys, that was not a good era. Stop aping it.

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20.26

Sequined costume count: currently on 3 outfits. I fully intend to hit at least 100 by the end of the night.

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20.23

Boyfriend has just discovered that Azerbaijan is a real country. ‘You know, the country Eddie Izzard keeps referencing?’ ‘Is he just going to come out and wave?’

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20.21

The Netherlands entry has strong overtones of 90’s pop country music. If that was a thing. I think it was a thing? I need more beer.

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20.21

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Ouch.

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20.19

Oh, Czech Republic. This is lovely but so bland.

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20.16

Way to go, Czech Republic! First time in the finals! Have at it!

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20.15

I’ve already seen roughly 423425 IKEA flatpack jokes. Calm down guys, we’ve got three and a half hours to go…

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20.14

I’m sure I could wear that suit to work, or a particularly glitzy christening.

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20.13

YES BELGIUM MORE SEQUINS!

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20.11

A short film? I’m watching the Eurovision, Graham! It demands ALL of my attention!

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20.11

Everyone’s being bitchy about Petra’s dress, but I’m of the opinion that the more sequins, the better.

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20.08

One wrong step on that computer screen stage and it’s going to be the blue screen of death.

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20.06

Is that an origami version of Lady Gaga’s bubble dress?

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20.05

There’s a Staples somewhere that’s completely sold out of copier paper, in order to make those outfits.

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20.03

Dude, you have an overzealous ruff.

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20.02

Not sure about this catwalk/90’s rave mash up, to be honest.

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20.01

Projected flags?! Prffffffft.

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19.59

East Enders has a hashtag. What a time to be alive.

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19.56

Everyone watching BBC One right now: ‘UGH I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE LOTTERY PUT THE GLITTERY SINGERS ON’

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19.55

Want a drinking game? I found a good one on the Telegraph. They do recommend that you drink every time Graham Norton insults someone. This could end badly for our livers.

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19.53

It’s just been pointed out to me that the UK goes on 25th tonight. Out of 26th. Hopefully the nation will be so sozzled by then that we won’t notice how bad/boring/bland they are…

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19.46

It’s T minus 15 minutes until the contest begins! Are you ready? We’ve prepared by getting the beers in.

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